I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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