No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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