I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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