it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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