Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Help. Why am I so naked?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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