i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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