And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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