No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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