She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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