dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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