On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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