i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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