Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
