the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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