i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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