Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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