Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
high people should be assigned attendants
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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