Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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