I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just pee around me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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