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can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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