I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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