I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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