Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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