Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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