i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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