what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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