I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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