And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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