it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I have already put on my inside pants.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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