I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Randomize