wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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