Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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