Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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