I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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