if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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