I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
