There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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