Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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