i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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