it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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