i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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