he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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