Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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