So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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