Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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