Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we should paint friendship bongs
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