Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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