so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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