Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
