You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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