is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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