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You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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