She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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