bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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