i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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