I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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